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Apparently, A Music City Wedding Needs Music. Apparently.

Two weeks before the Big Day, our favorite urban cowboy rock star had to cancel. He was technically the third musician we had booked to play a live set before and during the ceremony. So, I handled the dissappointing change in plans as I had the two times before: I laid facedown on the floor and… Continue reading Apparently, A Music City Wedding Needs Music. Apparently.

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Love Is In The Air Mail

A little over two years ago, I picked a random wedding date. April, because we like Spring and Southern summers make me melt into a pool of frizzy, cranky Ugly Soup. 2012, because, quite frankly, it seemed so far away that I’d just about never have to worry about it. All the blog posts, the… Continue reading Love Is In The Air Mail

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DIY Wedding: The “Who Needs Fingers?” Edition

Floor-to-ceiling ribbon wall installation Hand-dyed lace doilies to be used as table runners Vinyl records melted and morphed into decorative flower cones to dot the aisle Sanded and spray painted cowboy boots to act as twangy centerpiece vases Tea cups mounted to platters lacquered onto candlesticks to create shabby chic… shabby chic… shab- I don’t even… Continue reading DIY Wedding: The “Who Needs Fingers?” Edition

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It’s a Bird. It’s a Bun. It’s a Beehive!

When contemplating my overall appearance for our upcoming wedding festivities, I read all sorts of articles and blog posts with tips, tricks, and advice for beautifying the bride. I learned I need to schedule a facial at least two weeks before the little Big Day. I learned I must first figure out what a facial is. I should exercise… Continue reading It’s a Bird. It’s a Bun. It’s a Beehive!

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The Tasteless Taste Test & Other Such Genius Concepts

We’re all about dancing that fine line between innovative and straight-up foolish around here. Of course deciphering the two boils down to opinion. This blogger recounts her lady bits’ personal history: I like to think one day I’ll be known as Victoria C. KnowledgePants, Leader of The Commoncrotch of America. A blogger lets her readers plan… Continue reading The Tasteless Taste Test & Other Such Genius Concepts