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In Defense of Dudes

Dear Men, I am one ovarian cramp away from flooding this damn house, and I have words for you. Surely you just shit your pants. You most definitely have an immediate list popping to mind of what it is I need to get off mine. Full dishwasher? Dirty laundry on the floor? Didn’t look emotionally… Continue reading In Defense of Dudes

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How To Be A No.1 Human Being

I am chubby. My microwaving skills are pretty close to flawless. I have ugly feet. I am a lot of things, dear reader, but a tooter of my proverbial horn I am not. When faced with potentially flattering situations I make a point to barf. When asked to share with the world why I am… Continue reading How To Be A No.1 Human Being

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Dolly Does Dress Code

It’s the way of the world to have one’s freedom interrupted from time to time. From employment to dieting we have to follow protocol to a certain extent, live within limits, and color within the lines. As I found out my Senior year of high school, even Jesus H. Christ had to answer to someone.… Continue reading Dolly Does Dress Code

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The American Protest: “Thou Shalt Rage Against Everything”.

There are many, many things I love about being American. I can have a baby out of wedlock without fear of being publicly shamed or assaulted. I can vote, swear, and work like a man.I can eat McDonald’s with the patriotic knowledge that that yummy goodness was founded right here in the U. S. of A.. And, of course, I… Continue reading The American Protest: “Thou Shalt Rage Against Everything”.

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People generally hate you.

    I tagged along to the local MOPS gathering at Englewood Baptist yesterday. President of The Awesome Moms of Jackson Club for Awesome Moms invited me to join. It is a meeting of moms of young children. Food, talk of motherhood, talk of religion as it applies to motherhood (as in “Dear God, help me… Continue reading People generally hate you.