Calm down. I’m married and totally happy (Except about the dirty dishes in the sink… right next to the dishwasher… which is empty and right next to the sink and waiting for his sour milk cereal bowl… because I emptied it.) As I was saying, I am thrilled to be hitched to a mostly clean… Continue reading Love Stinks
Dear Men, I am one ovarian cramp away from flooding this damn house, and I have words for you. Surely you just shit your pants. You most definitely have an immediate list popping to mind of what it is I need to get off mine. Full dishwasher? Dirty laundry on the floor? Didn’t look emotionally… Continue reading In Defense of Dudes
Blogging. It’s quite the courtship isn’t it? We write and read in that getting-to-know-you kind of way. We hold back just a little, maybe not publishing our social security numbers or thoughts on yeast infection. At first we ask readers to settle for holding hands, a peck on the cheek, because we want to… Continue reading Why Blogging Is Like Dating & I’m The Crazy Girlfriend You Never Wanted
I dated the nicest boy once. He had pretty eyes and a habit of opening doors for me. Above all else, he was the only person I’d met who matched my awkward and then raised. So we said sweet things to one another, held hands, and ran into walls together. For a brief time, we… Continue reading OUCH! That was me…feeling your pain?
*I went on vacation. I left my mom a few states back and told her to get to work. My blog’s not going to write itself. Here are the fruits of her labor…. Ew! Labor. Without further ado, I’ll hand it over to The Mimi. Tori is in my womb. She is active and in charge. … Continue reading I Brought Tori into This World. Yer Welcome.