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Does This Photo Make Me Look Phat?

As described by Urban Dictionary: 1. phat: adjective, phat·est, phat·er, phat· fo’ shizzle, phat· is whack 1. cool 2. Pretty Hot And Tempting ex: Dude! That ish is phat 2. phat: adjective, phat·est, phat·er, phat· fo’ shizzle, phat· is whack 1. A stupid word. 2. Stop using it. ex: Pathetic Kid: God, that chick is PHAT,… Continue reading Does This Photo Make Me Look Phat?

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While The Bieber Gently Weeps…Grammy Got It Right.

     After recent years of candy-coated pop musicians snagging music’s most prestigious award, I settled into my comfy chair last night not expecting to see the simply dressed, synthesizer-less bands that I love walk away from the ceremony victorious. My favorite band, The Avett Brothers was set to play with Mumford & Sons (another favorite) and Bob… Continue reading While The Bieber Gently Weeps…Grammy Got It Right.

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Eau de Bootylicious: Scent of A Woman

   A peculiar thing happened last December. I like to think of it as an innocent thing that happened versus a man-made, airborne plague that was deliberately spewed forth into the universe. It all started, oddly enough, with Christmas gift gone horribly wrong.        I ran out of perfume in October. As with most personal… Continue reading Eau de Bootylicious: Scent of A Woman

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The Bachelor: What’s love got to do with it?

I could turn The Bachelor set on its head. I could stir things up and win one for the home team. Why, you ask? Because anything, anything I bring to the rented Hollywood Hills mansion would add excitement to this terribly mundane and predictable show. A gaggle of girlfriends prance about The Bachelor Pad in… Continue reading The Bachelor: What’s love got to do with it?

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I’ll take a Divorce Sundae, extra sprinkles!

   I like to make myself feel smarter by watching a few trashy television shows here and there. I zoned out and tuned in to The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills,  and it absolutely did not disappoint. The episode was business as usual: tanned skin, real diamond jewelry so oversized it looked fake, and an abundance… Continue reading I’ll take a Divorce Sundae, extra sprinkles!