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The Plus Side To Plus Size

I can see now that in gaining weight I gained a clear perspective. It was the most uncomfortable and image-shattering gift I’ve been handed.

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A Year of { jiggly laughing }

Something we’ll chat about in 2012 is the shrinkage of the junk in my trunk, my bathroom scale sighing in relief, and my ability to now where shorts without crying. I’ll divulge several magical weight loss tips. As a teaser, I’ll even tell you a couple now: I ate healthy foods. I ran, and ran, and sweated like a… Continue reading A Year of { jiggly laughing }

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Out With The Old Monia, In With The Pneu

It was the morning after Thanksgiving. The best plan of action, as I explain to my sister, is no action at all. Such strenuous eating deserves stretchy pants and naps so potent you wake two days later with slobber crusted across your creased face region. Turkey Drunk, some like to call it. Friday is a… Continue reading Out With The Old Monia, In With The Pneu

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Neti Pot & The Very Bad Tea Party

When sinus funk persists, one must think out of the pill-box and get a little creative. After eight versions of Super Sinus Eliminator Drugs, I tried the warm dishcloth to the face. My nostrils steadfastly announced “Nice try, idiot”, so mostly my face was just wet. I thought even a little positive get-up-and-go attitude might… Continue reading Neti Pot & The Very Bad Tea Party