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Rugrat Rager & The Half-Pint Heathens

One guy just straw-stabbed and shot-gunned an entire Capri Sun in ten seconds. Another dude is sloppy swallowing cupcakes way past his personal capacity. Someone tells him he’s had enough and he throws a fit like a total baby. There’s always that certain point past which each burp threatens to become barf. Some girl dances to… Continue reading Rugrat Rager & The Half-Pint Heathens

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Oh My Gracious!

Hey! Hey you! You, all looking blessed and highly favored over there! Calm it down. Calm it down. Seriously. I can’t handle all that bright light of grace your shining. Your abundance of the gratitude is overwhelming. It’s clear you really get the reason for the season. Happy Thanksgiving Eve from The Ramblings & one pissed… Continue reading Oh My Gracious!

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DIY Wedding: The “Who Needs Fingers?” Edition

Floor-to-ceiling ribbon wall installation Hand-dyed lace doilies to be used as table runners Vinyl records melted and morphed into decorative flower cones to dot the aisle Sanded and spray painted cowboy boots to act as twangy centerpiece vases Tea cups mounted to platters lacquered onto candlesticks to create shabby chic… shabby chic… shab- I don’t even… Continue reading DIY Wedding: The “Who Needs Fingers?” Edition

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merry marry merry

Remember that one time I was going to get married and let these blog readers plan the whole shebang in an orderly fashion? Remember that mythical posting schedule in which we’d have fun casting wedding votes in tidy posts bundled and delivered every Friday morning? Remember the Titans? Yeah, me neither . With a few… Continue reading merry marry merry

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The Very Bloggy Wedding: Wonderwall

I just love you guys. I really do. I love you enough that when this concept of a reader-planned wedding took off, I was filled with all sorts of big dreams about inviting each and every one of you (except Spammer Dan from Cialis who thinks all of my posts are “interesting articles relevant to… Continue reading The Very Bloggy Wedding: Wonderwall