Plus or minus three-ish weddings. Okay, so maybe just exactly one wedding. Math was never my thing. I’m chugging on down to Georgia today for what’s sure to be the beautiful wedding of my beautiful cousin, Lanie, this weekend. I played an integral part in almost getting her kidnapped as kids. It’s cool. She had … Continue reading »
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The Bellhop’s Belly Button & Other Honeymoon Adventures
Today marks my second Monday as a married woman, my fifteenth nap in a 72-hour period, and my third mostly ridiculous calculation of weird life events. I’m ashamed of that sentence as I mostly hate when peppy teenage girls mark their two-and-three-quarter-months anniversaries to high school beaus or when the shaky-handed cashier at the dollar … Continue reading »
R & R (And R)
We’ve discussed the differences between a globetrotterus richem maximus and the more commonplace species I like to party with known as the motelcouponum hickteri. Translated: I wrote a post about how the vacations of the rich look a whole mess of a lot different from my recent trip to the Georgia coast. For starters, the … Continue reading »
Jet Setter, Meet Stoop Squatter.
You know those on-the-go folks who are constantly bouncing from lavish hotel to swanky hot spot? Have you had to endure an irritatingly international call in which “day trip to Paris” and/or “exhausted from shopping” are the high points? Are they above using words like road trip and vacation, opting instead for superior terms like … Continue reading »