The Plus Side To Plus Size

I can see now that in gaining weight I gained a clear perspective. It was the most uncomfortable and image-shattering gift I’ve been handed. Continue reading »

A Year of { jiggly laughing }

Something we’ll chat about in 2012 is the shrinkage of the junk in my trunk, my bathroom scale sighing in relief, and my ability to now where shorts without crying. I’ll divulge several magical weight loss tips. As a teaser, I’ll even tell you a couple now: I ate healthy foods. I ran, and ran, and sweated like a … Continue reading »

It’s a Sexy Party. I wasn’t invited.

Ever wake up and think “Self. You need to find the sexy“? Well, this post is for you. Consider it a guide, your very own How To Be Hot, Phat &  Otherwise Desirable tutorial. I shall now recount my long history of the hotness so that you, Madame Frumps and Senor Blahs, might unleash attractiveness … Continue reading »

The Divine Comedy: God is in the bathroom.

     We woke  Monday morning to a heavy snow drifting in unexpectedly, as the weatherman had confidently declared our area might see a light rain. Even the snow looked confused. Cow pastures? Eighteen Baptist churches in a 1-mile radius? I’m far too gentile to just go landing on any old Wal-Mart! I thought we were headed for … Continue reading »