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Sweet Night Horrors

Doors are locked. Checked. Unlocked and locked. She scans fierce eyes in a straight line from right to left then left to right. Perimeter clear, though the shadow of the neighbor’s night owl kitten beneath the street light seems ominous. A figure sweeps down the lane not far from her. She thinks to call the … Continue reading

Does This Photo Make Me Look Phat?

As described by Urban Dictionary: 1. phat: adjective, phat·est, phat·er, phat· fo’ shizzle, phat· is whack 1. cool 2. Pretty Hot And Tempting ex: Dude! That ish is phat 2. phat: adjective, phat·est, phat·er, phat· fo’ shizzle, phat· is whack 1. A stupid word. 2. Stop using it. ex: Pathetic Kid: God, that chick is PHAT, … Continue reading

Man Man Man Man Manly Mandonna & The Superbowl

“BALL! Get a hand on the ball!” “Hit him hard!” “Look at the arms on that guy!” “Groin. Definitely, it’s his groin.”      If you think I’m checking out hunks at the local bar, my answer to you is… I wish. Instead, I’m sitting chin deep in a bowl of cheese dip while men in my living room watch other … Continue reading