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Dakota Jay Saves The Day: Why Your Bridal March Is Begging For Some Banjo
Anyone who’s ever organized a wedding knows that the best laid plans are paved with dumb intentions. Suckers are big, burdensome cobblestones just waiting for the chance to stub your toe. This being my first go at throwing a marriage party, I had to learn of my shortcomings the hard way. From hidden expenses to the realization that … Continue reading »
Man Man Man Man Manly Mandonna & The Superbowl
“BALL! Get a hand on the ball!” “Hit him hard!” “Look at the arms on that guy!” “Groin. Definitely, it’s his groin.” If you think I’m checking out hunks at the local bar, my answer to you is… I wish. Instead, I’m sitting chin deep in a bowl of cheese dip while men in my living room watch other … Continue reading »
The Very Writery Writer Writes The Written Words On Writing
Britney Spears wanders into a Beverly Hills party. She mistakes Hugh Hefner for her grand pappy from back home and quickly sits on his lap to reminisce about that time he fought in the Second World Civil War of The Roses. Never one to turn a warm lap dog bunny away, Hefner mistakes Britney for … Continue reading »
What The Good ‘O’ Giveth: The Last Day of Oprah
A few things happen when you become a stay-at-home mom. Sure, there are the sleepless nights, the unique acceptance that fashion has fallen off the face of the earth as clean and respectable ensembles are swapped for sweats possessing a strong hint of poop. There are the mammoth boobs, the mouth that used to blurt out … Continue reading »
