Elizabeth Taylor once said “It is strange that the years teach us patience; that the shorter our time, the greater our capacity for waiting.”. At some other point Andy Warhol also talked, and when he did he said “The idea of waiting for something makes it more exciting.”. Then I showed up and was all “I’m … Continue reading »
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lists, logically.
I entered a stone-cold cell the first day of my first year as a first-time college student. Cinderblock and the distinct smell of era upon era of sweaty co-ed armpits slapped me in my smooth baby face. I felt that lump in my throat of tears I was too old to acceptably cry. The nauseous creep of … Continue reading »
Mic Check. One.Two. It’s A Resolution Redo.
Ain’t no party like a 2011 party cuz a 2011 party don’t sto- Oh. For most, the new year offers a throbbing hangover, a sore-eyed reminder that you really shouldn’t stay up until midnight binge drinking cheap beer and (more than your guzzling of discount spirits) the annual reiteration that you have failed. … Continue reading »
A picture is worth a thousand words. A picture is barely cutting it.
Of the many pointless things to do on Facebook- jumping into a comment conversation without invitation, poking folks, and leaving status updates that could bore your cat to tears (Just ate turkey sandwich. With sprouts!)- my favorite means of wasting time is heinously stalking people’s photo albums. A true creeper, chances are I know what … Continue reading »
Don’t Wake The Dragon
Story-telling is a gift that some people have, and most people don’t. I like to brag to the stock girl at Target, the UPS dude, and my dog about my first published work. I’m quick to tell them of the formal book signing, my hand cramping from endless covers autographed, my prestigious spot in the … Continue reading »
