He tells me it’s my birthday. I’m 26 today, he says. I pop an aspirin, rub a cranky ankle, and all I can think to add is “Hmm. Allegedly”. Continue reading »
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Emergenpsych
EMERGENPSYCH emergenpsych (v): To accidentally instigate mass hysteria ex: Jane texts her boyfriend “OMG. Having a baby”. Realizes too late that part 2 of her message failed to send. Figures she’ll just tell her boyfriend on their next date that she meant to say “OMG. Having a baby aspirin. Pulled a Glute in Zumba class”. Wonders why boyfriend … Continue reading »
Lucky Brat
It was a lovely day. The type of day when the sun can’t possibly shine so bright, but it does. The breeze can’t be just gentle and mild enough to cool your skin and leave your hairstyle intact, but, magically, it is. We spent the morning driving down a two lane highway past tiny townships … Continue reading »
The Fast & The Furriest
Over the course of an outing with a new friend, I learned she liked to swipe random items from unassuming storefronts. Our first and last afternoon together earned her a cheap pair of fake silver hoops and some lipstick. She never stole anything valued at over $4, but the notion of such debauchery snowballing quickly … Continue reading »
Kindle Up
This is a story of brilliance, people. Also, maybe a bit of a cautionary tale about forest fires and unsupervised youth. But mostly brilliance, because that was the day I first realized fire was catching. Continue reading »
