Someone surprised me with a copy of some life improvement literature not too long ago. I remember the specific disappointment felt when I reached out a hand for said surprise and got 300 pages on why I suck at parenting and need to live exactly as I am not living. I learned that day that not only does “surprise” … Continue reading »
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Of Brides & Bullying: The Reason You Can’t Register For Bacon
I had a lapse in judgement. Lapse implies a tiny hiccup, a brief episode. So, perhaps I had a fiery crash with wrong decision that left my arm dangling eight-kinds-of-mangled around my foot which somehow ended up lodged firmly in my mouth. Or maybe I inadvertently signed up for e-mail notifications from a website hell-bent … Continue reading »
It’s a Sexy Party. I wasn’t invited.
Ever wake up and think “Self. You need to find the sexy“? Well, this post is for you. Consider it a guide, your very own How To Be Hot, Phat & Otherwise Desirable tutorial. I shall now recount my long history of the hotness so that you, Madame Frumps and Senor Blahs, might unleash attractiveness … Continue reading »
