Calm down. I’m married and totally happy (Except about the dirty dishes in the sink… right next to the dishwasher… which is empty and right next to the sink and waiting for his sour milk cereal bowl… because I emptied it.) As I was saying, I am thrilled to be hitched to a mostly clean … Continue reading »
Over the weekend you voted and voted and put flexed your mighty wedding-planning muscles. Well, I kept busy over the weekend, too. I hate the saying “pooped [one's] brains” out. It’s ridiculous. After catching some wretched form of devil-spawned belly bug on Friday, I happen to know one never poops her brains out. I pooped my intestines, … Continue reading »
Have you ever met a person who seems hell bent and determined to get in that last, awkward sentence in conversation? A person worthy of an open-mouthed, disgusted glare as you run out of the room rather than saying goodbye? I have come across these types throughout my life. Most days I am these types. No … Continue reading »
