“Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life’s coming attractions.”
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Kicking Drumsticks, A-taking Names.
As millions of Americans cross to-do’s off their holiday checklists, I am busy with Thanksgiving planning of a different sort. I’ve yet to master the art of boiling water. My idea of playing hostess maxes out around offering guests lukewarm tap water and a luxurious loo experience (Yes, I did splurge on 2-ply toilet paper. … Continue reading »
Fair Housing: Give Your Kid A Credit Check.
Before the days of sippy cups and aprons, I worked weekend-in-and-day-out at a luxury apartment home community. In addition to enduring rigorous training to exchange terms like “luxury apartment home community” in lieu of “property” or “regretfully decline your application” instead of “We don’t want you” I spent whole hours clicking through on-line training courses … Continue reading »
Vogue
And I wear my sunglasses at lunch so I can so I can Keep track of the crackers on my plate.
There Will Be Blood.
My son is shoving super-sized doots into his ears and spinning ecstatic circles around the bathroom. I tried getting him learned, so to speak, by illustrating cartoons and orchestrating puppet shows about how a doot is a tampon and a tampon is for hemorrhaging lady bits. Lady bits are not small snack crackers but consist … Continue reading »
