Sun smacks my face, and something tells me this Sunday morning is punishment. I rub crusty, caked-on makeup boogers from my eye and flinch at the sniff of my gnarly breath. I am wearing one high-heeled boot, a pair of sagging sweatpants, and a towel wrapped my torso. I feel an itch and upon scratching find … Continue reading »
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It’s a Bird. It’s a Bun. It’s a Beehive!
When contemplating my overall appearance for our upcoming wedding festivities, I read all sorts of articles and blog posts with tips, tricks, and advice for beautifying the bride. I learned I need to schedule a facial at least two weeks before the little Big Day. I learned I must first figure out what a facial is. I should exercise … Continue reading »
A Very {Peter Gallagher} Christmas To You & Yours, Friend.
Happy Day After Thanksgivi- Oh. Oh, ginger snap. I’ve just been told that we’ve experienced a few snows, it’s no longer November, and apparently the anniversary of Jesus H. Christ’s birth is this week. There is a surprise fiesta of colorful twinkle lights draped across an artificial tree in my living room, and a toddler … Continue reading »
