I wipe the kid’s nose on the bottom of my shirt while simultaneously swiping my sweating forehead with the collar. I scratch my tangled ponytail only to find a leaf lodged scalp-deep. I laugh when a little girl runs by, stopping to point out the rainbow of chalk handprints smacked across my stretchy pants. The wind blows, … Continue reading »
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Funny {Cheap, Lovely, Crazy, Funky} Valentine
I run into the market for some milk. I navigate the crowded card & candy aisle. Worry-slapped men blink panicked eyes: The funny card or the sentimental one? Box -shaped box of chocolates or heart-shaped? Flowers or… Forget it. Nobody’s worth $50 and a half-dozen weeds. Condoms- presumptuous or just well prepared or both with … Continue reading »
Celi Mosley: This Bloggy Wedding Has A Need For Swede.
Some days I look in the mirror and am mostly pleased with my crooked little nose and squinty eyes. Dare I say it? I be precious. But an image problem has haunted me since childhood. What appears to be a normal face suddenly contorts, scrunches, and otherwise spasms whenever a camera appears. While friends might almost … Continue reading »
It’s a Bird. It’s a Bun. It’s a Beehive!
When contemplating my overall appearance for our upcoming wedding festivities, I read all sorts of articles and blog posts with tips, tricks, and advice for beautifying the bride. I learned I need to schedule a facial at least two weeks before the little Big Day. I learned I must first figure out what a facial is. I should exercise … Continue reading »
jive straight propa ta me, chicken.
I had a post all set and ready to go this morning. It was a riveting account of my new, Fall wardrobe. In summary it was to be titled “Turtleneck”. You might be surprised to know that it was about turtlenecks. Dutifully, I scoured the web for the very best deals on quality, neck-hugging attire, … Continue reading »