The Very Bloggy Wedding: Wedding In A Word (or two or three)

    Wedding-in-a-word, similar to Bed-In-A-Bag but much more expensive and complete with drunken relatives and barefoot dancing. Really, what can your comforter do except warm you? After kicking off The Very Bloggy Wedding project last week, two things became clear: 1. My readers are more  creative than I am. 2. My readers are nearly as whackjobcrazypants as I … Continue reading »

My Big Fat Bloggy Wedding

    I announced to a work-tired fiance yesterday that you, my funky, fresh, creative readers would be planning our wedding. I was expecting little protest. In a matter of months my dear partner has mastered a smile which attempts to mask worry, fear, and disbelief. It just so happened that every time he asked about … Continue reading »

Common Law: The Very Long Engagement

    There are some little girls who dream of sugary sweet proposals and horse-drawn carriages. My expectations fell slightly left of center in that I only ever dreamed of meeting a nice boy who liked me a whole lot.”Reach for the star-patterned china”, the women yell, “Online registries! Champagne Fountains!”. I always figured a picnic … Continue reading »