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These Boots Are Made For { Wedding }

I spent hours scouring countless ads on Craigslist. I almost bought a ’71 Chevy from a guy named Burt. Daydreaming of what kind of impressive mustache I hoped this Burt donned, I nearly missed the part where his car was missing two tires, an engine,  four windows, and a hood. Tricky Burt, your Chevy is … Continue reading »

AutumnArt: SavingThe AntiCraft

Longtime readers of the ramblings might recall a tale or twelve of my heinous encounters with glue guns and decorative paper. What’s more, any one who’s met me walks away with a clear understanding of how one comes by the nickname The AntiCraft. What’s most, emergency room doctors have a hard time not laughing through … Continue reading »

Four Yards & A Wedding

In the wise words of my (possibly) Meth Master Chef of a neighbor, “You done good”. Of course, he typically rumbles this Southern compliment to me as I’m jogging at 2.3 miles per hour around the block. He also tends to give me that lazy half-grin that suggests that should he come upon a rusty … Continue reading »