I am a new stay-at-home mom, and with more time (in between feedings, dirty diapers, and crying fits) on my hands, I’ve taken to observing some of the odder things in life. These are simply my accounts of various ridiculous things. Politics, Fashion, Motherhood, Religion, Fast Food, Dysfunctional Families, Baby Daddy Issues, etc. I find little things in life both fascinating and completely nonsensical like why one kid out of any particular family is always a lost cause, how babies cry when they poop their pants but not when they pee their pants, or why they sell cokes and candy at the gym!

Your baby is precious! Congrats, and hope you enjoy being a stay-at-home mom.
Great blog!
very qyute thise baby
I am going to enjoy reading your blog! I feel the same way about life.
I love your blog…you are very lucky to be a stay-at-home Mom, take advantage of it! Thanks for posting my site on your blog roll…
So cute. I’ll have to make one of those someday.
A baby or a blog? Both are pretty fun… One just poops less
your baby is so adorable. They are such cute pics xxx
Thanks! I’m still impressed I had any part in making him
hello! I am a mom too and quite a newbie in blogging, just starting out.Haven’t written anything yet. Enjoyed reading your blog.
I think you are one of the funniest bloggers I have read, and I’m going to stop now before you think I’m a stalker.
Thanks for the support! I am an avid Facebook stalker, so that doesn’t freak me out a bit haha!
“why one kid out of any particular family is always a lost cause”
OMG – Yes! Why is that? Is this why most people have 2-3 kids…as they know if they only have one, that only child will have to be the lost cause by default?
Great observation and one I am sure I will think about for the rest of the day.
Exactly! It’s a conspiracy. My parents had 5 kids ( I think they were just doing due dilligence in case more than one turned out to be a total weirdo)!
i love ur blog
nice blog .
Nice baby !!!!!!!!!
*giggle*
What’s coming to mind is a line from “Sweet Home Alabama”…
“Well, hey! Look at you. You’ve got a baby… in a bar…”
Hahaha. That line might just be the story of my life!
Aha… So this is why you have time to be so funny
Second message. I subscribed to your blog, but I’m not getting your posts. Bummer.
oh no! I mean, YES thank you for subscribing, but NOOOO, that sucks you’re not getting the posts! I’ll check my widget-ma-jigger!
Hi Tori! I bookmarked ya and plan on coming back often! Cute munchkin you got there! Have a great day!
Our family doesn’t have a lost cause. Wait a second…maybe it’s me?
Enjoy your stay-at-home-mommyhood, it goes way too fast!
Haha! My family’s lost cause is always changing. It might be me this week! Thanks for stopping by & LOVED your Freshly Pressed Post!
Tori, do you have Twitter? I’m re-tweeting your post from today.
I am a Twitter Virgin (I really just like calling myself a virgin for old time’s sake). I don’t know how to tweeter-er-ing (?) yet. Thanks for the re-tweet though. It sounds exciting!
Here’s some artwork on your Bucket list article
http://wp.me/p1ilhc-7j
Sandi
http://www.ahhsome.wordpress.com
HAHAHAHAH – I’m loving your blog. I’ve been chuckling and laughing to myself as my husband glances at me with the “What is WRONG with you?” face.
Well thank you and tell your husband I said “I’m sorry!”
Cute! He seems to be having fun
. K
Thanks!
nice baby
Tori,
Hey, wondering if you’d be interested in guest posting on my blog sometime? I keep telling people about you but what better way to convince them but to have you post something. Let me know what you think. You can email me if you want.
Dude! Sounds fun! I’ll e-mail you and we can work something out. I do charge a million dollars per paragraph though, and my knowledge of sports is limited to ping pong. Will this be a problem? Haha!
Your baby is so cute and you are beautiful!
Thank you! I checked out your blog, and OH. MY. WORD. You and The Husband are the cutest things ever!!! Make a sister want to exercise more
Hey, got your comment and DUDE…no, I don’t think you emailed me. Here’s the address. sportsjim81@gmail.com Let me know what you’re thinking about the guest blogging.
Good Sunday! It’s Andi here, from Double Dose of Special. I hate to leave this comment on an unrelated post, but didn’t see another place to put it. I just wanted to take a moment to thank you for taking the time to comment on my guest post on Our Typical Life. I appreciate that you were willing to share your thoughts with me, and that my post touched you in some small way. Please come over and visit me on my blog anytime.
http://www.doubledoseofspecial.com
Took me a while to wander this way! Sadly I have no good reason. Had ample reason for visiting of course, considering some of your devout fans. Silly me. Glad I finally got adventurous enough! Me thinks I will be visiting a lot more now…
Dude! Welcome! Glad you stopped by
This is fantastic! I can’t wait to read more. I’m thrilled you found my blog because now I get to enjoy yours.
I seriously forwarded a link to your site to just about every mom (pet moms included) I know. Hilarious! Thanks for stopping by, and I can’t wait to hear more from you!
Hi Tori – thanks so much for checking out and supporting my blog! I’m still new at this! My mum and I really like your blog, too. Nice to see what other new mums/people are up to : )
Thanks for stopping by! Love your site! Such an adorable and creative concept
I think you know this already, but I L-O-V-E your blog!!!
Awww Lady Girl, thank you!
Hi there! Thanks for stopping by my Every Day I See a Cow blog. I’m glad you like the quirky theme. Stop by to say hi and enjoy the mostly-not-real cow sightings.
http://mydailycow.wordpress.com
Congratulations, Tori! I’m pleased to report that you’ve just received The Irresistibly Sweet Blogger Award! You’re receiving this award because I really enjoy your wonderful writing, and you crack me up. To accept your award, go to http://howcanicomplain.wordpress.com/. I know all of us on here have very busy lives, so please feel no obligation to participate. If you do have time, pass the award on to seven bloggers that you deem worthy. Announce the winners in a post and include seven random facts about yourself.
Sprinkles
Thanks so much!!!! I will definitely pass it on
My dear Tori, I don’t know how you found my ridiculous little blog a while back (I’m thinking C. from Small Dog Syndrome), but I thank you for stopping by.
Also, I think you’re delightfully brilliant. Please never stop writing.
Wow! Nicest comment ever! Thank you for reading my nonsense!
I vote that you should get twitter!!!!
Will you Be-Freind-Follow me? I’d hate to win the title of Biggest Twitter Tweeting Loser in Twitterdom!
Nice write up & equally good comments..really enjoyed reading your blog.
Thanks for stopping by! It’s always nice to meet new bloggy friends!
Oh man, am I ever going to enjoy your blog! I’m not a mom (yet), but your posts give me a chuckle!
Tori- We miss you.
Just wanted to let you know I’ve mentioned your blog in a couple of places- your writing style is so original. Love it- http://crittersandcrayons.com/2011/12/15/the-kreative-liebster-versatile-blogger-sunshine-ad-infinitum-award/ and also here: http://beforethebabywakes.com/2011/12/whos-that-blogger-5/
Tricia
Hi Tori,
your comment on my blog definitely made my day…
I just went through yours and you write so so good…
and did i mention… the picture of you and your amazingly cute baby is so awesome.. i hope you have got it framed… its super duper cute…
Aww, thanks! I DID have the picture framed… until a hyper toddler with a plastic golf club got a little crazy with his back swing
I’ll have to put it back up!
Adorable baby.
I’m an “old” stay-at-home mom.