What’s black, white, and sadly uneducated?
If you answered an illiterate dalmatian, you’d pretty much be right.
I ain'ts got duh readun skillz 2 good.
But for the sake of blogging the answer is…. are you ready for it?….still ready?…. wait for it…… THIS POST!
So I fail at riddles but could find no better way than to tease the masses for tomorrow’s Very Bloggy Wedding post. We’ve got some exciting new news as opposed to boring old news, and through a series of strange photo clues and fill-in-the-blank sentences, I aim to confuse the bejesus out of you before shedding some light on the subject tomorrow. If all goes according to plan, none of you will have the slightest idea of how to solve this silly puzzle, the lack of knowing will drive you insane, and you will click like a maniac every hour on the hour for the hope someone will just tell you what’s going on already.
CUE MYSTERIOUS PHOTO MONTAGE!!!!
AND SOME CONFUSING WORD MESS FOR YOU!!!
“REAL ___{this is a blank}____ THAT’LL MAKE YOU LAUGH, CRY, AND DRINK.”
I find it promising that amid the finding and posting of these photos I forgot what I was hinting about. So answer me this:
What’s bird, spoons, 90′s funky pop, cowboy (with a dash of stripper), that makes a person giggle, weep, and beg for a drink?
That’s not so much a riddle as a legitimate question. Anybody? Answer? I’m hella confused, and it’s driving me crazy.
Fill in the blank below, and let us know what you think the Bloggy Wedding has in store for us tomorrow!
This is like drunk madlibs. I am stumped!
I might be drunk… or just confused. I don’t know the answer to my own riddle anymore.
Oh, C’MON! It’s the very bloggy bachelorette par-tay!
Yeah, but how’s you workin’ in the bluejay and the spoons? Some weird sex-party game I’m too old to figure out?
I can’t explain it but this comment made my crotch hurt. No sex games as that would involve sex. Who has time for that?
Despite my love of most (read: ALL) things inappropriate, I am a TOTAL prude. I accidentally went to a naughty store once in search of a Halloween costume. The sight of crotchless Snow White outfit darn near ruined my life!
I hope we are picking a stripping DJ……
YES! At my grandmother’s insistence of course. She is a wild, little be-walkered thing, I tell you.
I’m clue-less–as usual! Sad, I know!
Hugs,
Kathy
Honestly, I confused myself. I’m not even sure what tomorrow’s post is about anymore. Birdwatching? Spooning? It’s all a mess!
I’m with Andra on the DJ bit…. music? With a flamboyant MC with the word “bird” and/ or spoons in the title?
You shall see! I can tell you it’s not about a DJ. The only DJ we could afford insisted on handing out glow sticks and playing Euro-Pop-Electronica. I’ve never been to a rave…why start now?
I’m gunna say menu… let’s see the bird could represent chicken of course the cowboy is country, TLC is about comfort and there’s nothing more comforting or southern than fried chicken. But spoons? Hhhmm fried chicken ice cream maybe? eeeww yea I don’t think so um I’m clueless!
Haha! This might be the most clever guess yet. Chicken Fried Ice Cream would have to be a new trend!
A photo montage is always good.
Even if I’m still not quite sure what’s going on.
It’s good for my illet…
my ilt…
my… not reading… good.
Readun is right diff…diffi…hard.
Well, I’m thinking bluejay = something blue, TLC’s hits = something old… but the spoons seem old, too, and I don’t want to know how the cowboys might be new and/or borrowed. Maybe you’re borrowing the TLC album for… um.. your wedding song? Maybe the cowboys are newly acquired and will be the backdrop for your wedding photos? Maybe blue = boy, spoons = foreceps, TLC = conception and cowboys = leather straps used to tie you down, and you’re telling us you’re pregnant?
Maybe I need medical attention…?
How can I top this comment? Clearly, I cannot. You win, thesinglecell. You win.
PS: Tori! Mail was finally sent to your PO Box as of Tuesday! I really hope you get it, as there is no return address on the envelope. Let’s cross our fingers and thank the good people at Canada Post/USPS!
Seriously. From something borrowed/ something blue to exciting pregnancy announcement in one, awesome-packed comment
It definitely is a winner. And YAY! YAY! Thrice YAY! for treats for the starving PO Box. I’m excited to see what you sent ( secretly hoping it’s a love note that somehow incorporates Marty’s brush with rabies or your muffin-top-slimming muffin top).
HAHAHA! A goodle riddle makes you incredibly concerned for your mental state and unsure of what is real anymore. At least that’s what I hear
Clearly, you’re going to be leaving the nest and serving chili with a spoon while gazing at cowboy strippers with your left eye.
Duh!
OBVIOUSLY. I’m glad (and really scared) that we think alike
Thanks for reminding me I don’t know everything and that certain things are beyond me. Like the origin of the universe and this post.
Haha. I get the sense that at least most things are within the realm of understanding for you, Carl. I’d be lucky to understand anything on any given day
Too taxing a task after having spent all day with 28 kids!
TWITTER!
They are all on twitter. Thank you very much. I will accept my trophy now.
Normally I’d say the answer was the result of doing your taxes – it leaves you blue, and with only spoons, nearly stark naked, and down to your least popular records. But since it has something to do with your wedding, it’s either your bachelorette party (though where the bird comes in is a mystery), or you’re planning a REALLY weird dinner!
A chippendale’s dancer in a cowboy hat spooning with the bride-to-be while her angry fiance flips him off? That’s my tie- in of all your riddle elements. All I got.
Haha. SO CLOSE! You know, when so close means “Whaaaaatttt?”