She says forget San Francisco, you left your heart at her place. So, I answered the call, gassed up the car, and headed out, just a girl and her timid checkbook , ready for a weekend rendezvous. I tried to deny her – the neon sings and air heavy with beer and barbecue – and ran in circles searching for a substitute to the real deal. I found wedding venues in the outskirts of town. We dated. I marvelled at their rustic qualities and frugality. Antebellum mansions and fields and retro theatres tucked deep within dinky towns peaked my interest for a moment. But as with so many failed romances before our time, the distance did us in. Saving a hundred dollars wasn’t so thrilling when wedding guests would need passports and heavy-grade camping gear to travel so far off the beaten path. And the morals! Oh, the morals of these small town girls, with their venue-enforced curfews squashing the wedding fun at nine o’clock sharp and sucking all the joy and sloppy dancing from the room with a dry announcement that alcohol is never, ever, under the Constitution, Bible, and Code of Small Town Ethics, permitted.
It was Nashville who lured me back. She likes to party, stay up all night, run barefoot through fields of asphalt, and introduce me to the friendly swarms of guitar-plucking friends. I can’t quit you, Nashville. She can’t quit the boogie. Let’s never stop.
Upon moving the hunt for a wedding venue out of the wooded wilderness and into the Forrest Le Funk, I happened upon a website that made my penny-pinching heart go from pitter-patter to Ba-Thump Ba-Thump-Thump-THUMP! Her name is Aerial.
Lined in floor-to-ceiling windows, Aerial looks at first to be a really pretty room. Just a room, that is, until she invites you to the observation deck. It’s getting serious, Aerial. I think I love you.
Costing less than most of the enticing but ultimately dumb FIELDS for rent in the Tennessee countryside, I decided Aerial was the one. Added bonuses: indoor plumbing (do you know how much it costs to rent a Port-O-Potty?) and general abundance of all things awesome. I was instantly inspired with new ideas that hardly would’ve taken shape outside Music City.
- With an early evening event planned, the downtown scene lends itself to one very rockin’ afterparty. Send the children and early birds home to catch up on sleep while night owls take on the Broadway strip.
- As such a notable destination (primarily for country music fans of the Canadian, fanny-pack-wearing persuasion) using Post Cards as funky Save The Date cards satisfied my budget-clenching fists (3 to 4 postcards for $1.00) as well as my desire for a quirky celebration.
- My dad was thrilled to learn that not only could he sport his beloved cowboy boots to the soiree and not look foolish but also hit up a honky-tonk or two after this whole shindig’s said and done.
-The Mister was filled with special ideas, too. He mentioned hay bails and camouflage. I giggled. He didn’t giggle back. And he wonders why I’m keeping him out of the loop.






Always wanted to go to Nashville, have fun!
Oh, it’s super much fun! You should visit!
Spooning in Nashville sounds like it ought to be the sequel to Marc Cohn’s song Walking in Memphis.
Hahahaha. You are too clever, Jim. I should hurry up and copyright that mess before Marc Cohn gets creative!
Fresh mullet? Who eats mullet? Strictly bait in Miami.
Ew. I should’ve clarified. Guests will be treated to free haircuts! Country style! We could offer variations: Kentucky Waterfall, Femullet, Mini Truck Mullet.
“Neon sings”? I’ve heard neon buzz and hum, but never sing. (Are you STILL glad Jamie shot me your way?
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We used to get a Nashville local news satellite feed. Beautiful town, except during the one flood when 18-wheelers were floating downstream. And I love the architecture of the Ameritech building (I think that’s who owns it) with the twin “horns”. I love unique sky-scrapers. Part of why I miss my Chicago so badly.
Hay bales and camouflage? Actually, that also brings spooning to MY mind. Problem was, it was outside, below zero, and the other person was my MALE friend. And hypothermia was far more likely than romance. God, I’ve led a WEIRD life!
Hahaha love that! Oh and us nashvillians call that building with the “horns” the Batman building! I think because the “horns ” kinda look like batmans costume head piece. ..but who know really!
“Batman building.” I like it! Easier to type than Ameritech, that’s fer dang sure!
By the way, so you aren’t COMPLETELY freaked, my reference to hay bales and camo was from a World War 2 re-enactment we did in southern Indiana during the winter. All we had were our uniforms, one wool overcoat each, and one thin canvas sheet (part of a tent) for the two of us. When you’ve spent all day freezing your … AHEMS … off, you’re willing to cuddle just about ANYTHING to get warm! (Hey, we were HARD CORE re-enactors – no hotel rooms or even heated vehicles for us!)
Haha! John I hope you feel special. Britney just shared a little local knowledge! Calling your balls AHEMS is pretty much the funniest thing I’ve heard in life…ever.
The Aerial is so cool! Part of the patio looks at the Ryman & Batman building and the other side faces Broadway. It is sure to be a funky fun night, and I hope you Pendergrass ladies are there to represent!
Between the Spooning For Your Life incident and your fascination with high-heels, I think your memoir needs to happen NOW.
Also? I fail Spell Check. Neon signs fall like rain mainly on the plain.
Well….let’s just say, keep your eye on Jamie’s site over the next few days. It might prove …. entertaining.
Am I going to miss the fun? I’ll be sans computer until Monday! Try not to be too pee-in-the-pants funny until then. Deal?
Hahaha no john I was not freaked out, I grew up with uncles and cousins that hunt… like all the time… 3:00 am Christmas morning. ..well yea!! So I’m sure there have been some “ahems” frozen and some cammo cuddling! And tori where else would we be?!?! We lived through hillwood together that practically makes us sisters lol….well in my family atleast you know we taken in almost anyone! you have been chosen… mostly cause your make cute kids… (we kinda like the cute babies haha inside joke) but also because I’ve a pic of you in a shopping cart at kroger in cheer shorts its black mail stuff!!! Just fair warning its ur in or ur blackmailed haha jk…I think!
Hahaha! Don’t you know I have no shame?!? I might need a copy of The Kroger Cart incident… that sounds like a pretty awesome blog post!
It’ll probably wait until Monday, if not later. I want to get a photo of me and Blackjack, so the world can finally see what I look like – and fervently wish they hadn’t. (I’ll make sure the photo has a label, so you can tell which one is me and which one is Blackjack the goat.
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Let me think about this, my friend. Nashville is an awesome place–only 3 hours south of here, but I’ve not been in more than 5 years. Bet you could do something fun with sheet music and guitar picks–not to mention stray cowboy boots that you could pick up at thrifts stores. Get the boots, slip vases inside and use them for your center pieces.–bloomin’ boots. Love your idea with the post cards!
Kathy
BLOMMING BOOTS! YOU ARE A BLOMMIN’ GENIUS! Sorry. I wasn’t angry typing, just expressing my excitement via Caps Lock!
I love the sheet music idea, too!
Cathy I love that at my wedding we used childrens boots (there smaller) and galvanized buckets because we wanted different heights on the tables plus some child size cowboy hats cause hey it way a hay field! But it was super cheap the buckets were a $1.50 boots and hats from wal*mart hats like $4.00 I think and boots for the pair $10.00 you can’t beat it its the way to go… plus the boots were used by cousins and the hats became dress up toys for the kids and the buckets r used on the farm…. nothing goes to waist a very green way to go! If I can find some pics ill send them to you on facebook. The boots n buckets were my fave plus its a great conversation piece!
Cute! I would LOVE to see pictures (if you don’t mind my copy-catting)
No its not copy catting, great minds share great ideas! plus when great ideas are shared total awesomeness happens! And I’m sure yours would be nothing like mine that’s the beauty of an idea in each mind it forms differently!
I am so excited. Just got back from the venue and it is gorgeous! We are gonna have fun!
Ahh! Nashville will be SUCH a great place for the wedding! We loved visiting there last Fall and are excited to be visiting again this summer.
I vote it be mandatory that everyone either wear boots or go barefoot… I mean, this is Nashville we’re talking about
Seriously, my dad is beyond thrilled that his dusty old boots get a night out on the town!
Wow! This is such an exciting time… I love reading about your wedding planning. Congratulations for choosing a location. Looks perfect.
Thanks, Melissa! I am excited!
You forgot to mention how excited you are to see yo mama! Can’t wait to see you my girl. And, I love the bloomin boots idea.
Oh Maja, that too! I might have a present for you
Nashville. Perfect. This is starting to sound more and more like my son’s wedding in Seattle. Not one thing about it was either predictable or forgettable. Hurray for you!
I am pretty excited
Have fun in Nashville! Where does a person hang now that Opry Mills is closed?
You know what’s weird? I’ve only been to Opry Mills a handful of times. I think the crowds of unsupervised teenagers made me nervous
I would give an arm for Opryland themepark to still be there!
I’m pretty sure every one in Nashville feels that way Tori… who needed a mall we had the hangman! Ah memorise!
Oh the Hangman! I used to love that place. Definitely much more fun than a giant mall full of smelly teens!
So great – I LOVE the idea of using postcards for save the date cards, that is utterly fantastic! Thrifty yet creative. Fabulous.
The fabulous part was a total lucky break. I was going purely for thrifty and they just so happen to be super cute!
How much does it cost to rent a Port-O-Potty? I’ve always been curious! (And by “always” I mean “ever since reading this post of yours”).
Haha the answer is a butt ton… and $800
Hmm… I’ve heard of a short ton, a long ton, a metric ton, never a butt ton. Butt LOAD, yeah. Must be part of that new math I keep hearing about.
It’s all pretty scientific, John. 1 + x – more money than you make in a year + more money = butt ton. I think I learned this equation in high school… or maybe I just made it up
AWESOME! I love the idea of using the cheap postcards as invitations– way to be creative AND thrifty!
I thought it was a cute idea. Then I saw that the cards were 4 for $1. It is now a SUPERSTELLARAWESOMEFANTASIC idea
Cheap wins every.single. time
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